1 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,000 Hey, Stepdad. 2 00:00:11,620 --> 00:00:13,140 Oh, hey, honey. How you doing? Good. 3 00:00:13,580 --> 00:00:18,040 Me and Haley are going to go shopping, so I'm going to be gone for a little bit 4 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:18,919 if that's okay. 5 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:21,360 Okay. Okay, cool. I'll see you later. 6 00:00:21,620 --> 00:00:22,620 See you later, honey. 7 00:00:23,300 --> 00:00:27,720 Hey, Stepdad. I'm going to go shopping with Maddie. 8 00:00:28,020 --> 00:00:29,020 Okay. 9 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:30,540 Have fun. 10 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:33,580 Don't spend too much money. I'll try not to. 11 00:00:35,860 --> 00:00:36,860 Hello? 12 00:00:40,380 --> 00:00:41,380 Yes, this is him. 13 00:00:43,780 --> 00:00:44,780 Oh, okay. 14 00:00:45,300 --> 00:00:49,140 Yeah, yeah, no, I told her she could use the credit card. Yeah, she went out 15 00:00:49,140 --> 00:00:50,140 shopping earlier. 16 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:53,080 Maxed out? 17 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:54,440 Oh, that's impossible. 18 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:59,680 No, no, I zeroed that account out at the beginning of the month. It should be $10 19 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:00,700 ,000 on that card. 20 00:01:02,300 --> 00:01:04,200 Are you serious? She spent how much? 21 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:07,880 Oh, wow. 22 00:01:11,790 --> 00:01:14,290 Thanks for the call. I appreciate it. Thank you. 23 00:01:18,490 --> 00:01:19,490 Hello. 24 00:01:20,590 --> 00:01:21,870 Yeah, this is he. 25 00:01:25,310 --> 00:01:26,630 I'm sorry, say again? 26 00:01:29,850 --> 00:01:36,070 My credit card is being used right now. 27 00:01:37,010 --> 00:01:38,009 No, no. 28 00:01:38,010 --> 00:01:39,010 It's authorized? 29 00:01:39,730 --> 00:01:40,730 Yes. 30 00:01:41,090 --> 00:01:42,750 No, not to worry. It's OK. 31 00:01:45,570 --> 00:01:46,570 Is she wet? 32 00:01:50,190 --> 00:01:51,190 How much? 33 00:01:56,910 --> 00:02:03,870 OK, just can you deny any other charges that are that are currently going 34 00:02:03,870 --> 00:02:08,090 on right now? And I will rectify this. And yeah. 35 00:02:09,140 --> 00:02:12,120 Thank you for giving me the call. 36 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:14,160 Okay, thank you. 37 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:16,200 Yeah, bye. 38 00:02:19,180 --> 00:02:20,180 Holy shit. 39 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:22,180 And I told her not to be spending. 40 00:02:33,220 --> 00:02:36,140 Hey, Jack, this is Jay. 41 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:42,320 Yeah, I don't know if you just recently got a phone call. 42 00:02:43,260 --> 00:02:44,360 Oh, you did. 43 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:51,940 Yeah, I'm not sure what we should be doing about this, but something's got to 44 00:02:51,940 --> 00:02:57,700 be done, and I think we need to get together and see how we can 45 00:02:57,700 --> 00:03:04,660 solve this issue with the girls spending so 46 00:03:04,660 --> 00:03:06,440 much money on our cards. 47 00:03:09,219 --> 00:03:14,300 Yeah, you could come on over here, and we'll wait for him to come home. 48 00:03:15,580 --> 00:03:16,580 Thanks. Bye. 49 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:27,460 Hey. Hey, Alan. 50 00:03:28,340 --> 00:03:29,460 Thanks for coming over. 51 00:03:29,780 --> 00:03:30,780 Thanks for having me. 52 00:03:31,100 --> 00:03:32,280 Can you believe these girls? 53 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:34,100 No. I mean... 54 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:38,600 I didn't believe that because I even told her, look, don't be spending money. 55 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:40,360 You know, just joking around with her. 56 00:03:40,580 --> 00:03:43,660 But, dude, how much did they get on your card? 57 00:03:43,900 --> 00:03:44,900 $10,000. 58 00:03:45,300 --> 00:03:46,300 $10,000? 59 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:50,500 How can you spend $10,000 on one day? They weren't even gone that long. 60 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:54,100 I should have asked how much she spent on mine. 61 00:03:54,380 --> 00:03:57,660 You should have. You have no idea. I don't. They just said that unusual 62 00:03:57,660 --> 00:04:00,300 charges that were adding up and then, you know. 63 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:01,940 What's the limit on your card? 64 00:04:03,270 --> 00:04:05,850 Well, it's a black card, but yeah, man. Oh, my God. 65 00:04:06,750 --> 00:04:07,750 Wow. 66 00:04:08,150 --> 00:04:09,330 What are we going to do about this? 67 00:04:11,370 --> 00:04:13,110 I mean, eventually they're going to come home, they're going to come through that 68 00:04:13,110 --> 00:04:16,010 door, and what are we going to say? No, something's got to be done. I mean, this 69 00:04:16,010 --> 00:04:18,269 is... They're taking advantage of us. 70 00:04:19,149 --> 00:04:24,170 Yeah, to say the least. I mean, it's... You know, look, we'll just have them 71 00:04:24,170 --> 00:04:25,109 take it back. 72 00:04:25,110 --> 00:04:28,270 I mean, yeah, that goes without saying, but I mean, they still need some sort of 73 00:04:28,270 --> 00:04:30,770 punishment, some sort of discipline. I mean, what do we do? 74 00:04:31,430 --> 00:04:32,430 Well, I mean... 75 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:35,580 I mean, it's the way the kids are today. They just, you know, spend without 76 00:04:35,580 --> 00:04:38,800 realizing, you know, the consequences behind it. No bullshit on that. 77 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:40,080 I know what we do. 78 00:04:40,540 --> 00:04:42,360 We take their damn cards away. 79 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:44,140 What? We take their cards away. 80 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:47,840 What? We take their cards away. 81 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:53,800 Yeah, let's do that. We'll take the cards away. I mean, they're our cards. 82 00:04:53,940 --> 00:04:56,480 Yeah. I mean, we're just letting them use our cards. 83 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:58,039 Well, I mean, yeah. 84 00:04:58,040 --> 00:04:59,040 Yeah, sure. 85 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:08,680 Is that top on you? Oh my god, I know. I have to see everything you got. I can't 86 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:10,080 wait. Dude, I love this tennis bracelet. 87 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:11,480 It's so cute. Girls. 88 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:17,940 Yes. We got a phone call from the bank saying that you've spent a lot of money 89 00:05:17,940 --> 00:05:18,940 on the cards. 90 00:05:19,340 --> 00:05:21,460 You mentioned on my credit card $10,000. 91 00:05:21,980 --> 00:05:26,340 So, I said don't be spending a lot of money. So what'd you do? You spent a lot 92 00:05:26,340 --> 00:05:30,100 of money. I try not to. It's not that much money. Honey, you can't do like 93 00:05:30,100 --> 00:05:32,820 that. Are you kidding me? It's not that much money. They've never called you 94 00:05:32,820 --> 00:05:33,820 before. 95 00:05:34,090 --> 00:05:35,950 Do you hear what she said? It's not that much money. 96 00:05:36,690 --> 00:05:38,690 Do you know how long it takes me to make that kind of money? 97 00:05:39,090 --> 00:05:43,170 Yeah, we don't... It takes a lot to pay those cards off. You know, there's a lot 98 00:05:43,170 --> 00:05:44,310 of interest on those, too. 99 00:05:44,590 --> 00:05:47,910 Right? I mean, is this what I'm teaching you to be fiscally responsible for? We 100 00:05:47,910 --> 00:05:48,910 got a lot of cute stuff. 101 00:05:49,050 --> 00:05:50,330 We needed stuff for summer. 102 00:05:50,630 --> 00:05:52,290 It's coming really quick. 103 00:05:52,530 --> 00:05:56,290 Yeah. What do you think? We're made of money? I mean, I know we live in fancy 104 00:05:56,290 --> 00:05:58,770 houses, but... We don't have jobs. You guys have jobs. 105 00:05:59,130 --> 00:06:00,770 It's taking advantage of us. 106 00:06:00,990 --> 00:06:01,869 That's right. 107 00:06:01,870 --> 00:06:02,870 And it stops today. 108 00:06:03,470 --> 00:06:04,470 We're taking your cards. 109 00:06:04,810 --> 00:06:07,350 What? Your cards. Your cards. 110 00:06:09,730 --> 00:06:11,330 What? Your cards. 111 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:13,610 The credit card. 112 00:06:13,830 --> 00:06:17,170 We are taking the credit cards back. Yeah, the credit cards. Like, no way. 113 00:06:17,290 --> 00:06:19,150 But what if we need them for an emergency? 114 00:06:19,790 --> 00:06:22,230 Well, you should have thought about that before you took advantage of us. 115 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:24,350 Oh, my God. I hate you, Dad. 116 00:06:25,870 --> 00:06:28,170 We're taking advantage of us. 117 00:06:29,610 --> 00:06:32,130 Go to my dead body. You'll get your card back. 118 00:06:34,830 --> 00:06:36,910 Do you believe this? What the hell just happened? 119 00:06:37,210 --> 00:06:38,650 Wait, don't they know they're in the wrong? 120 00:06:39,710 --> 00:06:40,790 These kids today. 121 00:06:41,030 --> 00:06:42,030 Jesus. 122 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:45,610 I can't stand my dad. 123 00:06:45,850 --> 00:06:47,350 They're so dumb. Weren't they young? 124 00:06:48,850 --> 00:06:51,030 How do they expect us not to shop? 125 00:06:51,270 --> 00:06:54,310 We need to look good. Like, it's what we do. 126 00:06:54,550 --> 00:06:55,610 It's not fair. 127 00:06:55,830 --> 00:07:01,270 Like, I have to shop and I... What are we gonna do? 128 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:02,810 I don't know. We have to do something. 129 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:07,330 But... Your dad's so much nicer than mine, I'm screwed. 130 00:07:08,570 --> 00:07:10,970 Why is your dad so mean? 131 00:07:11,410 --> 00:07:14,250 I don't know. I think he got, like, hit in the head or something when he was 132 00:07:14,250 --> 00:07:16,610 young. But why does he talk like that, too? 133 00:07:16,850 --> 00:07:18,110 I wish I knew. 134 00:07:18,350 --> 00:07:19,490 It's so weird. 135 00:07:19,930 --> 00:07:21,990 But he just likes to yell at me like that. 136 00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:24,370 We gotta figure out something. 137 00:07:24,670 --> 00:07:28,170 Because if our moms find out, they're gonna kill us all. 138 00:07:28,410 --> 00:07:31,910 Oh my gosh, we're so dead. We need to hide all this if they do. 139 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:34,240 But we can't not shop either. 140 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:35,600 I know. 141 00:07:37,900 --> 00:07:39,260 What are we going to do? 142 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:40,780 Do you have any ideas? 143 00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:44,860 The only idea I have is talking to your dad because he's so much nicer. 144 00:07:45,220 --> 00:07:47,160 My dad's not going to listen to any of us. 145 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:52,040 Um, how about... Hmm. 146 00:07:53,220 --> 00:07:55,100 My dad is really nice. 147 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:57,080 He is? Yeah. 148 00:07:58,030 --> 00:08:00,650 I feel like we could get off really easy with him, you know? 149 00:08:00,890 --> 00:08:03,890 Yeah, way easier than getting off with my dad. 150 00:08:05,490 --> 00:08:08,850 Maybe we can sweet talk my dad. 151 00:08:09,170 --> 00:08:11,190 Yeah. Maybe we can get through to his heart. 152 00:08:11,630 --> 00:08:14,910 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think we could definitely do that with your dad. 153 00:08:15,770 --> 00:08:19,750 And you like older guys, right? 154 00:08:20,930 --> 00:08:22,510 Yeah, I mean, sometimes. 155 00:08:24,830 --> 00:08:27,030 Okay, so maybe we can, like... 156 00:08:27,570 --> 00:08:33,090 Text him to come up here and talk to us and you can like Compliment him on like 157 00:08:33,090 --> 00:08:34,549 stuff like his hair. 158 00:08:34,850 --> 00:08:38,710 Yeah, he just got a good haircut. His hair does look good. He looks so good 159 00:08:38,710 --> 00:08:40,510 Compliment his hair. 160 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:44,430 Yeah, you can compliment his glasses True. 161 00:08:44,630 --> 00:08:49,170 Yeah, you're right. He did just lose a few pounds. He looks slimmer and you can 162 00:08:49,170 --> 00:08:54,650 like suck his dick Yeah Yeah, I don't understand 163 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:57,440 What was in their mind about doing this? 164 00:08:57,700 --> 00:09:02,820 I mean, are you okay with that? Yeah, I mean, don't you want to shop? Don't you 165 00:09:02,820 --> 00:09:05,180 want to be able to do this all the time without getting in trouble? 166 00:09:05,700 --> 00:09:08,840 I mean, if you think that... I don't think he'll tell Mom either. 167 00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:10,700 Either of our moms. No? 168 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:15,240 I know they're authorized to use a card, but I mean, that's a bit ridiculous. 169 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:16,240 That is ridiculous. 170 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:19,460 And this whole time, I thought it was their mom. 171 00:09:19,820 --> 00:09:23,720 Yeah, I know, and me too. I just keep signing the checks and sending the 172 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:24,720 payments out, but... 173 00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:25,939 You know. 174 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:30,740 Okay. This is... This is way out of control. 175 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:34,680 But do you think it'll make it okay with my dad too? 176 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:36,880 Yeah. 177 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:40,060 I need to be okay. I can't not shop. 178 00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:43,060 You want me to text him? 179 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:46,080 Yes. Okay. 180 00:09:46,540 --> 00:09:47,600 Oh my god. 181 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:52,140 Oh my god. 182 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:56,700 Don't worry. We're gonna be able to go on endless shopping sprees. That's all I 183 00:09:56,700 --> 00:09:59,780 want. They can't take away our cards. You gotta do something. 184 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:04,600 No. We're gonna make it right. Just as long as he talks to my dad too, I'll do 185 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:05,600 anything. 186 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:06,820 We're gonna make it right. 187 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:11,960 This is to the point that our wives will be mad at us if they find out. 188 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:15,880 That we didn't know. I mean, this whole thing's been going on this whole time 189 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:18,860 and we didn't realize this? What are we gonna tell them? They'll think we're a 190 00:10:18,860 --> 00:10:19,860 couple of buffoons. 191 00:10:20,460 --> 00:10:25,280 But they already think that. I gotta go use the restroom real quick. 192 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:28,020 I'll be right back, okay? 193 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:31,460 If you want to get something out of the kitchen, just, you know, help yourself. 194 00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:32,700 Oh, thanks. 195 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:44,300 We gotta hide all this because he's coming up here and I don't want him to 196 00:10:44,300 --> 00:10:45,179 take any of it. 197 00:10:45,180 --> 00:10:46,280 Gotta keep all of it. 198 00:10:47,860 --> 00:10:49,160 I'm sorry. It's okay. 199 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:55,040 You girls wanted to talk to me? 200 00:10:55,860 --> 00:10:57,360 Yeah, come sit down. 201 00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:00,160 We just wanted to say that we're really sorry. 202 00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:04,000 We're super sorry. And you look so good in that shirt, by the way. 203 00:11:04,260 --> 00:11:07,900 Oh, thank you. Look, you guys know you did wrong. 204 00:11:09,340 --> 00:11:13,160 Again, I don't mind you spending money, but you took advantage. 205 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:18,320 But you know we need to look good. And we were saying sorry. Is that good 206 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:20,160 enough or not? It's just like you look good in those glasses. 207 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:28,900 thank you yeah don't change this look it is what it is so it 208 00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:34,340 won't be a permanent thing okay you get it the card back or the use of the card 209 00:11:34,340 --> 00:11:40,060 but what if we want it to be a permanent thing what if we want to shop you can't 210 00:11:40,060 --> 00:11:44,440 go without but you guys have boundaries you got to know where your limits are 211 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:48,240 and you're not maxing the limits out 212 00:11:50,670 --> 00:11:57,610 My dad never told me any limits, but do you want to come try to explain it 213 00:11:57,610 --> 00:11:58,610 to us a little bit? 214 00:12:01,330 --> 00:12:02,330 What do you mean? 215 00:12:06,550 --> 00:12:13,270 I don't know what the two of you have in mind, 216 00:12:13,330 --> 00:12:17,530 but it's never going to work, okay? 217 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:20,080 You did something wrong. 218 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:24,320 You have to, you know, pay the price and no cards. 219 00:12:24,780 --> 00:12:28,240 Easy peasy. Simple as that. We just want to say sorry. 220 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:34,360 Honey, I appreciate that you want to say sorry, okay? But you have to know that 221 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:35,620 you did something wrong. 222 00:12:37,020 --> 00:12:38,540 So let us make it up to you. 223 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:41,240 Chores? 224 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:42,600 You know. 225 00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:45,210 Let's sit and talk about it. We have something better. We have something 226 00:12:45,210 --> 00:12:48,030 better in mind. Come on, please. Come sit and talk with us. Just for a little 227 00:12:48,030 --> 00:12:49,030 bit. 228 00:12:49,230 --> 00:12:50,310 Don't just stand there. 229 00:12:57,050 --> 00:12:58,050 Here. 230 00:12:58,170 --> 00:12:59,730 Come get comfortable, sir. 231 00:13:00,650 --> 00:13:02,870 What? Yeah, we don't want you uncomfortable. 232 00:13:03,970 --> 00:13:05,790 Your haircut looks so nice, by the way. 233 00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:11,510 But... And he lost a few pounds. Doesn't he look so good? Yeah, you look tan. Me 234 00:13:11,510 --> 00:13:12,510 too. 235 00:13:12,550 --> 00:13:14,470 I mean, it's just, you know. Oh, look, you're getting all pink. 236 00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:17,630 Okay. 237 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:18,730 Okay, 238 00:13:19,070 --> 00:13:19,869 I don't know what. 239 00:13:19,870 --> 00:13:20,910 Let me try these on. 240 00:13:21,290 --> 00:13:23,890 They look so handsome on you. I wonder how they'd look on me. 241 00:13:25,090 --> 00:13:27,870 Okay. Oh, look at those pretty blue eyes. 242 00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:29,590 Thank you. Yeah. 243 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,130 Okay, so we're going to talk about. 244 00:13:33,420 --> 00:13:37,960 The car juice. Yeah. Whatever you want to talk about. Whoa, hello, hello. 245 00:13:38,740 --> 00:13:40,700 Hi. What are you doing? 246 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:44,680 What is going on? We just wanted to talk, just relax a little bit. 247 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:46,560 Talking and you're touching me. 248 00:13:46,980 --> 00:13:51,320 Yeah, well, your belt's literally, like, cutting off circulation, so I just want 249 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:54,100 to... No, no, no, it's okay. 250 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:54,999 It's okay. 251 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,280 No, it's not okay. If your daughter says it's okay... This is wrong. 252 00:13:58,620 --> 00:13:59,740 I'm not saying no. 253 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:03,360 Oh. 254 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:05,840 Dad! 255 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,080 Oh, my God. 256 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:10,600 Enough. 257 00:14:11,460 --> 00:14:12,460 No, no. 258 00:14:14,540 --> 00:14:16,180 What? I'm not doing anything. 259 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:17,880 I'm not doing anything. 260 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:21,460 What did you guys say? I'm not doing anything, Dad. 261 00:14:22,220 --> 00:14:23,380 It's all Maddie. 262 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,160 Doesn't this put you in a better mood? 263 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:30,060 It puts me in a very awkward position. 264 00:14:31,319 --> 00:14:32,600 Why? Why is it awkward? 265 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:34,960 Why is it awkward? 266 00:14:36,420 --> 00:14:42,140 Your bestie is sucking your dad's dick right now. What's so weird about that? 267 00:14:42,220 --> 00:14:43,220 It's not me. 268 00:14:45,540 --> 00:14:46,540 Okay. 269 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,820 No. We're just trying to make it up to you, Dad. 270 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:51,500 Sweetheart, please. 271 00:14:51,980 --> 00:14:57,500 That's not the way to... We want to go shopping again. 272 00:14:57,820 --> 00:15:00,060 That's not the way to get a card back. We don't want you to tell Mom. 273 00:15:01,580 --> 00:15:05,740 Who? Mom. Yeah. No. Yeah. Don't tell mom. Don't tell mom. Anything. Anything. 274 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:08,520 We could never tell mom anything. Anything. Nothing. Not about the 275 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:11,720 shopping. So let me like mom and then you don't have to tell her anything. 276 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:18,640 I don't know how that makes any sense at all. None at all. 277 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:20,019 None of the. 278 00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,800 It like totally does. It's okay. 279 00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:27,000 This is so. 280 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:29,860 Fun? Turn your face. Don't look. 281 00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:31,300 Don't look. 282 00:15:35,599 --> 00:15:39,440 Oh, I'm so going to be in trouble for this. 283 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,980 It gets us out of trouble. 284 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,520 Right? Yeah, yeah. 285 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,020 I guess you're right. 286 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:50,600 I get to use the card. 287 00:15:51,620 --> 00:15:54,900 Oh, you get to use the card. I do, yeah. 288 00:15:55,140 --> 00:15:57,860 I can't speak for... Will you talk to my dad? 289 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:00,240 Yeah, you have to. Just a little. 290 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,020 I'm not going to be able to do this. 291 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:05,400 What do you mean you're not going to be able to convince him? I mean, he's the 292 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:08,140 one who really wanted to do the whole card thing. I was just going to say, 293 00:16:08,140 --> 00:16:10,520 just not use it for a week. He said, take it away. 294 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:14,620 Oh, trust me, I know. He's horrible, but it's not like I can convince him. He's 295 00:16:14,620 --> 00:16:16,540 the main one. You're so nice. 296 00:16:17,180 --> 00:16:18,180 Come on, Dad. 297 00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:19,660 Help her out, too. 298 00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:22,020 She's helping you out, right? 299 00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:25,700 I'll do what I can. 300 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:27,460 Thank you, Daddy. 301 00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:31,420 You're welcome. Your dad is so cool. I know, right? 302 00:16:33,069 --> 00:16:36,770 Okay, don't look. Please don't look. It feels a little weird. You just not. 303 00:16:37,790 --> 00:16:38,790 Okay, Dad. 304 00:16:40,050 --> 00:16:41,050 I'll try not to. 305 00:16:42,410 --> 00:16:44,470 She's like, I tried not to spend a lot of money. 306 00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:49,250 I knew the first time she brought you home for an overnight, you were trouble. 307 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:51,590 That's what they call me. 308 00:16:53,830 --> 00:16:56,870 Okay, Dad, just relax. 309 00:16:57,270 --> 00:16:58,430 Close your eyes. I'm not looking. 310 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:05,200 okay i'm not looking you don't you just need to relax i'll try to relax this is 311 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:12,160 very difficult to do okay 312 00:17:39,639 --> 00:17:43,080 I just needed a break. I swear it was gonna come back to me anyway. 313 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:44,800 We're not weirdos. 314 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,120 I just want to make you happy. 315 00:17:51,580 --> 00:17:53,560 Did that not make you happy? 316 00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:56,900 Where the hell is he? 317 00:18:02,860 --> 00:18:03,860 You. No. 318 00:18:05,740 --> 00:18:06,740 Don't. 319 00:18:07,540 --> 00:18:08,540 Do that again. 320 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,040 Okay, I promise. 321 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:11,540 I promise I won't do it again. 322 00:18:12,420 --> 00:18:13,720 It wasn't my idea. 323 00:18:16,540 --> 00:18:17,720 Maddie, that was your idea? 324 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:21,180 Well, something else wasn't my idea. 325 00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:29,360 Your idea was to do this? No, it was both of our ideas. 326 00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:32,560 As long as it gets us out of trouble. 327 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:37,300 We just didn't want to be in trouble with you or mom. 328 00:18:38,540 --> 00:18:40,440 Taking advantage of Ken. 329 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:41,940 I'm not taking advantage. 330 00:18:42,180 --> 00:18:43,400 I'm not doing anything. 331 00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:47,380 What the hell is going on in here? 332 00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,060 Dad? 333 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:50,960 Sorry. 334 00:18:53,060 --> 00:18:55,120 It's their idea. 335 00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:57,580 I was listening from outside the door. 336 00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:58,379 You were? 337 00:18:58,380 --> 00:18:59,560 I was. You're not mad? 338 00:19:00,220 --> 00:19:01,660 Oh, well, we'll see about that. 339 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:09,320 Do you think we can make this credit card thing work? 340 00:19:09,620 --> 00:19:12,540 Yeah, we can do that. There we go. 341 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,740 What am I doing? 342 00:19:17,580 --> 00:19:18,580 What? 343 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:21,800 I mean, you girls want your credit cards back, don't you? 344 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,080 Yes, please, Daddy. 345 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:27,120 Then you wanted me to talk to him, so here, you just talk to him. 346 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,440 And you keep talking there. 347 00:19:39,820 --> 00:19:43,560 This is a good start to getting that card. 348 00:20:09,649 --> 00:20:13,010 I'm doing this for her, so she's not in trouble, too. Oh, yeah, yeah. 349 00:20:13,270 --> 00:20:14,830 So I'm out of trouble, Daddy? 350 00:20:16,010 --> 00:20:19,130 Well... Daddy, what about me? 351 00:20:19,350 --> 00:20:22,290 Sorry, I didn't look. What about me, Daddy? Am I out of trouble? 352 00:20:24,820 --> 00:20:26,160 Oh, you're so in trouble. 353 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,880 I mean, out of trouble. 354 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,960 I got an idea. Why don't you do this? I 355 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:40,040 can't 356 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,340 believe I'm stuck in your dad's bed. 357 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:45,320 I can't believe what your dad's doing. 358 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:48,820 I'm trying not to look. No, no, no. Don't look, Dad. 359 00:20:49,060 --> 00:20:51,440 Don't look. Don't look, weirdo. Don't look. 360 00:20:54,780 --> 00:20:55,860 Don't you look either 361 00:21:36,090 --> 00:21:37,410 You've done this before. 362 00:21:43,210 --> 00:21:44,310 Don't look at me. 363 00:21:44,690 --> 00:21:47,690 I'm not. I'm not. Don't look at each other. Don't make it weird. 364 00:21:51,050 --> 00:21:52,050 No. 365 00:21:57,170 --> 00:21:58,870 No. Don't look at me, Dad. 366 00:21:59,470 --> 00:22:02,570 Put a pillow there. 367 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:15,480 Oh my god, I see your dick! 368 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:17,720 Don't look, don't look! 369 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:21,200 Is that weird if we're not looking at each other? That's true. 370 00:22:22,860 --> 00:22:27,820 Think about all the shopping we're going to be able to do. 371 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,620 Don't look this way I'm not gonna look 372 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:09,720 Would you kiss? 373 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:18,640 Why are we kissing so you don't have to look at you? 374 00:23:18,740 --> 00:23:20,020 Yeah, just go ahead 375 00:23:48,410 --> 00:23:50,970 I never knew your dad is such a huge cop. 376 00:23:51,490 --> 00:23:52,590 This is crazy. 377 00:23:53,410 --> 00:23:54,410 Oh my god. 378 00:23:54,690 --> 00:23:58,610 Oh my god, what are we doing? 379 00:23:59,210 --> 00:24:00,370 Oh my god. 380 00:24:01,170 --> 00:24:03,810 Just relax. 381 00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:05,810 Just don't think of it as my dad. 382 00:24:06,450 --> 00:24:07,429 You too. 383 00:24:07,430 --> 00:24:10,110 Okay, this is just for me. Is it just for you? 384 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,560 You know we hear you guys talking, right? 385 00:24:17,700 --> 00:24:18,700 Stop talking! 386 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:20,800 What? 387 00:24:31,780 --> 00:24:32,840 What's the idea now? 388 00:24:33,900 --> 00:24:34,900 Dad, 389 00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:37,960 don't touch me! Don't touch her! I'll touch her! I'll move her! 390 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:39,640 Don't make it weird! 391 00:24:42,890 --> 00:24:45,890 Yeah, there you go. And then I think you should look at me. You should come right 392 00:24:45,890 --> 00:24:48,150 over there. You should do that. 393 00:24:50,070 --> 00:24:53,270 Dad, I'm so close to you. Don't touch me, please. 394 00:24:56,970 --> 00:25:00,470 I'm not really sure how this all works. 395 00:25:03,570 --> 00:25:04,570 Dad, 396 00:25:05,870 --> 00:25:06,870 don't look at me. 397 00:25:06,890 --> 00:25:08,790 I'm trying not to look. 398 00:25:09,130 --> 00:25:11,810 Don't look at me. You don't look at me either. 399 00:25:43,699 --> 00:25:49,760 I'm sorry, honey, but... Dad! 400 00:25:52,060 --> 00:25:53,580 I said not to touch me! 401 00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:55,040 Oh, I'm sorry. 402 00:25:55,340 --> 00:25:56,340 Stop! 403 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,500 Don't look at the airs on my teeth! 404 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:06,240 How am I... Don't touch me, Dad! 405 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:07,800 Your eyes are closed, correct? 406 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,360 You're just using your tongue, right? 407 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:10,800 So you don't... 408 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:21,560 You want your cards back, don't you? Our what? Your cards, your credit cards. 409 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:22,800 You want to go shopping? 410 00:26:23,220 --> 00:26:25,460 Yeah. You want to spend that money? There you go. 411 00:26:25,660 --> 00:26:28,500 So you just got a grin and bear for now. There you go. 412 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:30,120 Grin and bear. 413 00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:31,920 There you go. 414 00:26:32,940 --> 00:26:34,440 Dad, what the fuck? 415 00:26:35,340 --> 00:26:36,340 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 416 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:38,660 I'll just put it. 417 00:26:39,100 --> 00:26:40,100 Dad! 418 00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:45,500 It's so tight, it just pops out. It just pops out. 419 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,040 Just put your tongue in your friend right there. Here you go. 420 00:26:51,740 --> 00:26:53,240 It's on my eye, Dad. 421 00:26:55,220 --> 00:26:56,220 Dad! 422 00:26:57,940 --> 00:26:59,420 You're making it so weird, Dad. 423 00:27:01,460 --> 00:27:03,900 I'm just going to move your hair out of the way. There you go. 424 00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:05,320 Go ahead. 425 00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:07,040 There you go. Lick it. 426 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:09,780 Is this what does it for you? Me eating out my friend? 427 00:27:12,580 --> 00:27:14,100 Why are you making this so weird? 428 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:19,060 I'm trying not to, but I'm kind of... Oh, my God. 429 00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:29,080 Your balls are in my eye, Dad. Oh, I'm 430 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:30,680 sorry. Let me get up a little higher. Dad! 431 00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,820 Put your tongue on your friend. Here you go. 432 00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:38,320 What? 433 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:44,200 You want me to? 434 00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:50,640 I'm having a hard time getting there. If you could just assist. 435 00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:53,400 Yeah, just give me a hand. 436 00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:56,600 Dad, why are you making this so weird? 437 00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:58,040 Don't be like that. 438 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:05,380 Can you drool there just a little bit? Just a little drool. 439 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:09,160 That's it. Perfect. 440 00:28:13,990 --> 00:28:17,370 Just raise up just a little bit. There you go. Let me kiss you. 441 00:28:17,610 --> 00:28:18,850 And just a little bit. 442 00:28:20,190 --> 00:28:22,070 Oh, my God. Dad. 443 00:28:24,810 --> 00:28:25,810 Ew, 444 00:28:26,650 --> 00:28:28,130 I touched your tongue. 445 00:28:29,030 --> 00:28:30,330 Get out of here. 446 00:28:30,770 --> 00:28:31,770 Sorry. 447 00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:38,130 Honey, you're already there. You might as well just... 448 00:28:38,130 --> 00:28:41,110 There you go. 449 00:28:42,179 --> 00:28:45,460 She's spitting on it, too. Yeah, she's making it all nice and good for me. 450 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:46,560 There you go. 451 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:49,980 Oh, out of my mouth. 452 00:28:50,340 --> 00:28:51,340 Oh, yeah, 453 00:28:52,260 --> 00:28:53,260 it is. 454 00:28:55,980 --> 00:28:56,980 That's a good spit. 455 00:28:57,980 --> 00:28:59,100 Oh, my gosh. 456 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,080 You don't have to touch me. Don't make it weird. 457 00:29:26,940 --> 00:29:28,520 This whole thing is weird, honey. 458 00:29:28,820 --> 00:29:30,320 It doesn't have to be. 459 00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:33,980 I'll just keep looking away. 460 00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:37,620 Don't look at me, Dad. 461 00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:38,920 I can't look away. 462 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,100 I'm just looking at your friend. 463 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:42,520 Just look at me. 464 00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:46,000 Don't look at her. Look at me. That's my daughter's. 465 00:29:47,820 --> 00:29:48,820 It is mine. 466 00:29:57,260 --> 00:29:58,280 How about we just turn around? 467 00:29:58,980 --> 00:30:01,520 That way we're not having to be close. 468 00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:05,360 Why don't you put down your knees, baby? 469 00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:06,760 Uh-huh. 470 00:30:07,180 --> 00:30:08,640 Just don't look. 471 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:14,620 Oh, fuck. 472 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:17,160 Oh, 473 00:30:18,620 --> 00:30:20,080 my god. 474 00:30:20,860 --> 00:30:23,780 Oh, my god. 475 00:31:00,810 --> 00:31:01,810 Endless shopping. 476 00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:48,760 No 477 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:42,400 Pretty in pink. 478 00:34:42,620 --> 00:34:43,620 Yeah. 479 00:38:17,870 --> 00:38:21,050 You did start this whole thing, didn't you? You didn't want me to suck his 480 00:38:21,050 --> 00:38:24,510 dick. It was our idea. 481 00:38:24,890 --> 00:38:27,370 You can't say that you didn't want to see your dad's dick. 482 00:38:28,850 --> 00:38:30,290 It looks so good. 483 00:38:31,770 --> 00:38:35,610 I won't say anything. 484 00:38:38,070 --> 00:38:42,030 If you don't think it's weird to see your dad's dick, then... I mean, I 485 00:38:42,030 --> 00:38:43,030 already see it. 486 00:38:43,570 --> 00:38:45,270 Why don't you feel it now? Yeah. 487 00:38:46,540 --> 00:38:49,600 I'll do it if she does it first since it was her idea. 488 00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:52,200 What are you saying? 489 00:38:52,340 --> 00:38:53,340 You promise? 490 00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:54,880 You won't tell anybody? 491 00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:56,660 Nobody. Not nobody. 492 00:38:57,300 --> 00:38:59,100 Nobody. Our little secret. 493 00:39:00,220 --> 00:39:01,940 This is my very best friend. 494 00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:05,460 This is why we're true. We're close friends now. 495 00:39:07,340 --> 00:39:08,400 Oh my god. 496 00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:13,300 Okay. I'll try not to. I cannot help but look. 497 00:39:27,460 --> 00:39:29,880 Okay. Eyes are closed. My eyes are closed. 498 00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,080 I'm lying. Just pretend like it's her. 499 00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:35,960 Yeah, please. Anyone but me. 500 00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:39,800 It's okay. 501 00:41:39,450 --> 00:41:41,290 I didn't! 502 00:41:41,830 --> 00:41:43,210 That was him! 503 00:41:43,450 --> 00:41:44,450 No, 504 00:41:45,270 --> 00:41:46,270 it looked... 505 00:43:32,940 --> 00:43:33,940 It's so fucking hot. 506 00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:37,020 You do have some good ideas sometimes. 507 00:44:23,290 --> 00:44:28,830 Wait, that's weird Oh 508 00:44:54,500 --> 00:44:56,720 Your dick is so big, daddy. 509 00:44:58,220 --> 00:44:59,960 Your face is so beautiful. 510 00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:07,660 Good genetics. 511 00:45:17,580 --> 00:45:18,299 But it is true. 512 00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:19,300 Look at you. 513 00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:22,240 Oh, beautiful, beautiful. 514 00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:26,040 What's that? 515 00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:28,480 Put them next to each other. 516 00:45:29,500 --> 00:45:30,840 Sample back and forth a little bit. 517 00:45:31,720 --> 00:45:33,880 Oh, now you have the ideas, huh, Dad? 518 00:45:34,580 --> 00:45:35,580 Come here. 519 00:45:38,380 --> 00:45:40,240 Lay in the back. 520 00:45:40,500 --> 00:45:41,499 Come to Daddy. 521 00:45:41,500 --> 00:45:42,600 Come to Daddy. There you go. 522 00:45:50,900 --> 00:45:53,100 Oh my god, daddy. 523 00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:59,860 Oh my god. Oh my god, yes. 524 00:46:01,820 --> 00:46:02,820 Daddy. 525 00:46:04,100 --> 00:46:10,680 Oh my god, daddy. 526 00:46:28,140 --> 00:46:29,140 Yes, yes, yes. 527 00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:31,060 Just fuck him. 528 00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:33,040 You 529 00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:41,260 hold 530 00:46:41,260 --> 00:46:48,060 her legs back, and you 531 00:46:48,060 --> 00:46:52,160 hold her leg. There we go. They work them together. 532 00:47:31,850 --> 00:47:34,670 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, let's try. Let's try. 533 00:47:35,630 --> 00:47:36,630 Oh, 534 00:47:37,410 --> 00:47:41,010 my 535 00:47:41,010 --> 00:47:53,870 God. 536 00:47:54,950 --> 00:47:58,530 Your dad's tongue feels so good. This is so much better. 537 00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:29,360 I'll do that there. 538 00:51:35,630 --> 00:51:38,290 Daddy tastes so fucking good. He's not the worst. 539 00:51:41,990 --> 00:51:43,550 Can we girls learn a lesson? 540 00:51:44,690 --> 00:51:45,690 Yes. 541 00:51:45,950 --> 00:51:47,850 That we can get out of anything.